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☞ banging at the door to your own body, begging to be let out
❀ feeling like your cable to life got chewed on by a cat, and now the connection is unstable
⚐ wishing you were the local witch in a medieval village, instead of a young adult with a job
❖ remembering when the only thing you had to do was read, and your mind would do the rest, smoothly slip away without getting snagged on the distractions that now beg your attention every minute of every day
⇧ snapping back to who you used to be like an elastic band
☉ making plans to become fictional
➰believing it’ll get better
☼ believing it won’t
⚭ understanding what’s going on around you just enough to be worried by it but not enough to know if you can do anything about it
✄ wondering if you asked really nicely would the god playing your life like a song on the guitar would be willing to transpose it into a different key
✧ allocating maximum resources to the preservation of the dozens of endangered species that roam your interior, such as the golden thoughtfly (Prosophilia aurogaster) and the crushlizard (Ambystoma libidinum).